MEN!!

Mascara! They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like…..Government Bonds. They take so long to mature!

Men are like…..Parking Spots. The good ones are taken!
Men are like… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong!
MEN!They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!

QUICKFIRE
1. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

2. What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?

• No mind
• No business.

3. How do men sort their laundry?

“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”

4. Why don’t men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence!

5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving!

6. Why do bachelors like smart women?

Opposites attract